| Teachers: | Don't talk to strangers online. |
| Parents: | Don't talk to strangers online. |
| Everyone: | Don't talk to strangers online. |
| Me: | They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom. |
how normal people see pigeons:
how i see pigeons:
how i react when i see a pigeon:
lmfao, this joke maybe old, but i have to admit. . to me, it will never get old
I told her that I would try to win, that I would try to win for her.
(via rues-melody)
Directionigga in the back I see you girl
(Source: beautifulonedirection, via thrustingtommo)
I know, I’m the luckiest girl in Hollywood. I’ve never kissed Tobey [Maguire]. I kissed Jeff [Bridges], but I don’t think it made it into Seabiscuit. I also had a little makeout with Leo [DiCaprio] that didn’t make it in. I did kiss Mark [Wahlberg]. What a great night of filming! … [Laughs] They are all equally magnificent. … And very well hung - all of them. I’m sure they’d want me to say that.
(Source: fuckyeahebanks, via mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou)